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January302012

jamesloveslily:

GUYS SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD TODAY

GUYS SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD TODAY

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“Mikey: A Horcrux is in Disneyland.
Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mickey Mouse has got it.
Mikey: Mickey and Goofy are fighting for it. You know?
Kevin: It’s in McDonald’s.
Mikey: It’s in the chicken nuggets.
Andrew: Can I have a… The Horcrux is on the dollar menu that day.
Mikey: Dark Lord’s soul for $0.99!
Andrew: Yeah. “Can you hold the mayo on that? I just need the Horcrux. I don’t need the fries or the drink either. Actually, give me a water.”
Mikey: “Ron, you want anything?”
Andrew: “Can I have a Happy Meal? Are you guys still doing that Monopoly promotion? I’m still looking for Boardwalk, damn it!”
Mikey: Who isn’t looking for Boardwalk?
Andrew: Yeah, I know. Anyway - good stuff. Anyway.
Kevin: We killed that.” Mugglecast, theorizing where the horcruxes could be (pre-Deathly Hallows book)

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January292012

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fungi:

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I should make a gay joke too, butt fuck it.

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January282012

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JANUARY 28, 1986 - OWL CITY

hiimahufflepuff:

Ladies and Gentlemen, today is a day for mourning and remembering.
They had a hunger to explore the universe and discover its truths,
and they had that special grace, that special spirit that says,
“Give me a challenge, and I’ll meet it with joy.”
The crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger honored us by the manner
in which they lived their lives. We will never forget them as they
prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and slipped the surly
bonds of earth to touch the face of God.

-Ronald Reagan

I was so listening to this today.

Followed by Galaxies, of course.

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