sing me anything

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carrie-kingsley:

I got to wondering how the Disney princesses would hold up in a zombie apocalypse I get bored sometimes. Ariel’s stats - because the drawing isn’t bad enough by itself:

Advantages:

• Daddy’s trident
• Dramatic hair swishing
• Can pretend she dyes her hair with the blood of her enemies

Disadvantages:

• Does she even know how to wield that trident

Outcome: Practices zombie stabbing on DVD copies of bad Disney sequels. Survives!

Just gonna shamelessly repost my own thing because I posted it at a stupid time last night. How do you reblog yourself anyways.

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I like to imagine how fresh and tight Ariel’s brand new pussy must be after she gets her legs. I wanna get to her before anything can happen to it, eat her out and then fuck her in both holes over and over, right there on the beach.”

What did I just read. All I did was search the Ariel tag and this happened to my eyes.

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petitetiaras:

Pocahontas makes a new friend.

The Disney princesses help Tiana get ready for her restaurant’s debut.

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petitetiaras:

Disney Princess (+Tink) birthstones.

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