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My text ringtone right now is Hagrid saying, “Yer a wizard, Harry.”

It’s incredibly loud and somewhat embarrassing when it goes off whilst it’s quiet at work, but it’s too perfect to change.

Posted May 26, 12 #hagrid #harry potter

Hogwarts House Throw Blankets from WBshop.com.

Must resist need to buy all four….

129 notes | Posted May 25, 12 #hogwarts #gryffindor #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #slytherin #harry potter

Bitch.

Bitch.

1 note | Posted May 22, 12 #just kidding i love you jo #jk rowling #harry potter #harry potter encyclopedia #mugglecast

Be still my heart.
Could this be the encyclopedia?!

Be still my heart.

Could this be the encyclopedia?!

3 notes | Posted May 22, 12 #j.k. rowling #harry potter #encyclopedia #harry potter encylopedia #jo rowling

This is what my Bad Dobby bumper sticker looks like, by the way. And the best part is it’s on the part of my bumper where it’s damaged from my car accident, so it looks like Dobby beat his head on my bumper when he was punishing himself.

This is what my Bad Dobby bumper sticker looks like, by the way. And the best part is it’s on the part of my bumper where it’s damaged from my car accident, so it looks like Dobby beat his head on my bumper when he was punishing himself.

4 notes | Posted May 21, 12 #dobby #harry potter #j.k. rowling #whimsic alley

My “Bad Dobby” bumper sticker unites all Harry Potter nerds.

So I went to the bank today and saw a guy walking around asking people to wash their windows for some money.

I got out of the car and, I kid you not, he started bowing and saying:

“Dobby wants to clean Harry Potter’s windows, sir, Dobby is a house-elf and loves to do work for wizards, sir, it’s a house-elf’s nature, sir, Dobby will clean Harry Potter’s windows, sir, so that Harry Potter can see Death Eaters through his windows when they try to attack Harry Potter on the freeway, sir.”

Well played, Dobby. I paid him to clean my windows, it was money well earned.

8 notes | Posted May 21, 12 #dobby #bad dobby #harry potter #potterheads #death eaters #my life

DUUUUUUDE

I did not know that Pottermore actually has “hatstalls” for a few, select users.

Like seriously, during the sorting the hat won’t be sure between two houses and the user got to choose which house. It happened to someone on MuggleCast. 

THAT IS SO EFFING COOL AND I AM SO EFFING JEALOUS.

Posted May 19, 12 #harry potter #pottermore #jk rowling #hatstall #sorting hat #hogwarts

56 notes | Posted May 14, 12 #harry potter #dumbledore #molly weasley #lucius malfoy #malfoy

167 notes | Posted Apr 30, 12 #Lucius Malfoy #Draco Malfoy #Malfoy #Narcissa Malfoy #Harry Potter #Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows #Deathly Hallows #Voldemort #Hogwarts

  • James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
  • Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
  • James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro

33 notes | Posted Apr 28, 12 #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #the Marauders #harry potter #harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban #prisoner of azkaban #animagus #hp