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My text ringtone right now is Hagrid saying, “Yer a wizard, Harry.”
It’s incredibly loud and somewhat embarrassing when it goes off whilst it’s quiet at work, but it’s too perfect to change.
Hogwarts House Throw Blankets from WBshop.com.
Must resist need to buy all four….
This is what my Bad Dobby bumper sticker looks like, by the way. And the best part is it’s on the part of my bumper where it’s damaged from my car accident, so it looks like Dobby beat his head on my bumper when he was punishing himself.
My “Bad Dobby” bumper sticker unites all Harry Potter nerds.
So I went to the bank today and saw a guy walking around asking people to wash their windows for some money.
I got out of the car and, I kid you not, he started bowing and saying:
“Dobby wants to clean Harry Potter’s windows, sir, Dobby is a house-elf and loves to do work for wizards, sir, it’s a house-elf’s nature, sir, Dobby will clean Harry Potter’s windows, sir, so that Harry Potter can see Death Eaters through his windows when they try to attack Harry Potter on the freeway, sir.”
Well played, Dobby. I paid him to clean my windows, it was money well earned.
DUUUUUUDE
I did not know that Pottermore actually has “hatstalls” for a few, select users.
Like seriously, during the sorting the hat won’t be sure between two houses and the user got to choose which house. It happened to someone on MuggleCast.
THAT IS SO EFFING COOL AND I AM SO EFFING JEALOUS.
- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro


